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ruperts in trubble i like rupert espeshully his scarf 19 July 2011 1.32pm
chilly miners brrrr chilly miners i thort it was hot in soth ammerica under thhe ground ps any1 lends us a fiver plleese 14 October 2010 4.11am
whose won the elecshun i dont get it ps can anny1 lend us a fiver 7 May 2010 2.42pm
hey every1 i just voated in the elecshun it was gr8 ps can any1 lend us a fiver 6 May 2010 9.51pm
any1 going trick or treeting any1 wanna go trick or treeting with me and my m8s in a min meet me at my house 31 October 2008 7.15pm  | Clive Kippers
I feel I must turn down your admittedly tempting offer, Wayne. |
i carnt wait 4 crissmass its gonna be grate farther crismass is gonna bring me loats of pressents 24 December 2007 12.51pm
has any1 seen henry the horse has any 1 seeen henry the horse 18 September 2007 3:58am
can any1 lend us a tener pleese 18 September 2007 3.41am
help did any1 reckord x files on the telly on Saterday nite cos i misssed it 17 September 2007 9.00pm
hey every1 i just had a cool week in the big famer house with alll my m8s it was grate 7 July 2007 11.56pm  | Des Wednesday
'Cool' and 'grate' are not the first words that spring to my mind. |
can anyone lend us a fiver can any1 lend us a fiver cos im a bit short 21 June 2007 3.09pm
paris in prison ive herd that paris is in prisen could they arest the rest of france aswell 19 June 2007 10:35pm
big brther hey any1 watch big brothher i dont get it 2 June 2007 1.16pm
eurovison hey i saw the euro vishon song contest yesterdy i thort it was grate i voted for our entry scoch cos i thogt it was brill but it dident work so i voted for a difrent one the one from geremy and guess who arnsered the phone wen i voted yeah it was only terry wogen!!!!!!!! i thort he wos too bisy comentratng but he was arnsering the phones as well anyway bye 13 May 2007 1.11pm
docter who did any1 see docter who i whatched it last nigt cos on saterday we were bisy with my band so i viddeod it i thogt the darleks were reely scarey and also the pig men i was so scarred that I had to hide behind the sofa when i went to bed i had a dreem that the darlekks came to my house but i was alrigt cos the darleks couldent come upstairs see ya 1 May 2007 1.53am
reely brill day my boy band ellodrado made our new single at bons and whossns reccordng studo well guess who our new member is well its only des!!! i thoght he was to old 4 it but we had to use him cos no one else aplyed anyway wen it comes out do us favour and buy it cos i neeed the dosh ta 27 April 2007 6.50pm
mate dont wurry abbout the fiver ive had anothur idea im gunna reform my old boy band with my mates pat n jack n dingo just like wot takethat done only thing is jack is dead so weve gotto addvurtise for anew member so if u wantto aply for thejob then ring me on my mmobile or send us a text alrigt anyway see ya 24 April 2007 1.28pm
right m8 allo its yer old mate wayne aggain thing is im skint at the momunt so i was wunderin if i can borrrow a fiver dont wurry ill pay yer back 24 April 2007 10.19am
allo mate allo its yer old mate wayne here my m8 des who livs over the rode has just setup his own blog page so i thoght wot a brill idea id bettr set 1 up aswell so look i have so anyway my names wayne and im a window cleener so if yer want yer windows cleened then just send us atext anyway gotto go now as ive got to get reddy for dicky the viccers disco which is reely grate by the way can annyone lend us a fiver 23 April 2007 6.41pm | Des Wednesday
I didn't understand a word of that, is there any Wayne translation software available on the interweb? |
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