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Anti-social media

Des and Mick Online has always been a bit anti-social networking, but we now have a presence on both of those ubiquitous websites, Faceache and Twitbox. Look below to see if I have updated either of them at some point in the recent past!



The guestbook is no longer available to sign, but you can read past comments below:

Wednesday 10 March 2010 - 21:37
Philip B.
Where are you from?
Still somewhere in Liverpool, UK
Comments: Hey there, just decided to drop another comment congratulating you on ten years of wonderfully crazy D&M stories. Here's to the next 10 years (hopefully)! Still reading them and still laughing. -Phil

Wednesday 18 June 2008 - 02:11
Where are you from?
And all is well...untill you sink ;-)
On my research trip on the net, looking for use full tips on how to fit out a canal boat...I found Des and his crew, jolly good I say! Leaves me wondering; will I swimm or shall I sink? lol s.s

Wednesday 13 February 2008 - 23:06
Philip B.
Where are you from?
Somewhere in Liverpool, UK
These stories are just great, I've printed some out to take with me on camping trips. They certainly make me laugh! Like the DMTV one, and Des and Mick FM! As well as Greasy TV, PIGsoft, PIGworld and the one where they think it's the end of the world... or is it? Lol, keep it up! -Phil

Saturday 21 April 2007 - 15:35
Name: G4
Where are you from?:
Oop narth
Love Love LOVE the stories! My favourite is the PIGsoft one, followed by the Christmas and New Year ones and the first one.

Friday 6 October 2006 - 20:08
Jeremiah Foonsclarger
Where are you from? Iowa
I have a band named Laughing Pig. We are doing a 'studio tour' right now. We have a rather large following (Cows, Horses and most of the hoofed animals...with an occasional amphibian tossed in for good measure...

Anyways...thanks for the great site. BTW, I love Des(i) Arnaz!

Thursday 10 August 2006 - 16:35
Where are you from? us
i'm a 14 year old girl (no bf :( - yet!) and LOVE DES AND MICK!!!! xxxxx

Saturday 22 July 2006 - 10:27
Daniel Sellars
Where are you from? Leicester
Very good website. I think I've read every story now, and they are all extremely funny! My favourite story is the one where they set up their own television channel, DMTV! Just one thing, hurry up with your new volumes!

Thursday 25 August 2005 - 18:43
Name: Khairul Hazim Zainudin

Where are you from? Precint 9 Putrajaya Malaysia
Comments: I like your story. It is very creative and neat. But I like Dave Presley where he like the Late Elvis Presley. Also I like Des. Is he born in Wednesday? Long Live For TCODAM!!!

Thursday 14 July 2005 - 16:20
Name: DonutHead41
Comments: Best website ever. These stories are my inspiration for some comics I'm making.  You can see them at
http://ccc.1asphost.com/donutmagnet and it's called Donut Magnet.  Please check 'em out, you're the best author in the world!

Friday 19 November 2004 - 01:09
Name: Paul Rogers

Where are you from? HP22 5xx
Comments: I was searching for a print of Test Card "C" and stumbled on to your site........

Tuesday 16 November 2004 - 20:06
Name: Ben

Where are you from? Aberdeen
Comments: Great site, hope you keep updating!!!

Tuesday 15 June 2004 - 12:01
Name: Jackie

Where are you from? Chippenham Wiltshire originally a South Londener
Comments: I was looking for safety lifts and found this site! This is the most bizzare site I have ever found. Read the Car boot story whilst at work and have to say it was more exciting and interesting than my workload think I need a new job!!

Tuesday 25 February 2003 - 06:39
Name: Spencer Cruz

Where are you from? BBC
Comments: Hilarious Why TXing from Tolworth? - dare I guess? LOL Laters

Thursday 2 January 2003 - 14:21
Name: Nathan Hickton

Where are you from? East Dereham
Comments: Can you lay some cable to Tacolnestion to get the channel to dereham. failing that use some: string wire dead cats/dogs string nets sweet wrappers etc

Sunday 8 July 2001 - 14:49
Name: Mark Sandler

Where are you from? Wales, UK
Comments: Excellent mickey take Web site.....you certainly brought a smile to my face!! Keep up the good work! Mark

Monday 11 June 2001 - 23:52
Name: Rob Andrew Williams

Where are you from? Portsmouth
Comments: Fellow telly junkie, thought I would surf for my own name and your site popped up. All I can say is tell Des and Mick to keep up the good work! Cheers! Rob Andrew Williams

Thursday 16 November 2000 - 16:55
Name: debbie joyce

Where are you from? co.wexford,ireland
Comments: nice page lads.just what i need @ 5 o'clock Wednesday evening to help me relax and forget about the pressures of college life.look forward to more amusing stories soon.good look,take it handy

Friday 12 May 2000 - 17:52
Name: Lou

Where are you from? Tolworth, Surrey
Comments: Didn't get as far as reading any of the stories about Des and Mick as I couldn't stop laughing at your description of Tolworth. Have lived most of my life in this little part of suburbia (although now I'm in New Malden!). What made me laugh even more is that my parents own the local cafe on Tolworth's main road...Mrs Greasy...lol...I know a few of them... oh well..back to reading about Des and Mick when I should be doing some work!

Wednesday 10 May 2000 - 16:11
Name: Alison

Where are you from? London
Comments: I thought it was fantastic, very funny. How long did it take you set up?

Thursday 2 March 2000 - 23:20
Name: Nick

Where are you from? Surrey (unfortunately)
Comments: Hey, you guys come from around the Reigate area? Freaky, I go to Reigate college and I found this place by accident. I really think you should check out the Azul website.

Friday 18 February 2000 - 23:04
Name: Adam

Where are you from? Hell
Comments: Nice cartoons, "GREAT"??

Thursday 3 February 2000 - 18:45
Name: JW

Comments: Robert, I wonder if any of your readers appreciate the difference between Reigate and Woodhatch when they go to find out about you... Are the BBC showing any D&M movies? Trepidatious, visitors, a clue to the enigmatic RGW, comes with a matching rictus-smile...

Sunday 30 January 2000 - 18:03
Name: Robert Williams

Where are you from? Right here
Comments: Fantastic site!!! But then I would say that. Looks like it's working then.