YO DUDES!! DMTV controller Des Wednesday is proud to announce the launch of a fresh new digital entertainment channel offering a different slant for groovy young people!

With an annual budget of 20p, EDMTVChoice2 will show original ground-breaking risk-taking innovative comedy, drama and entertainment made especially for an audience of 16-30 years olds. (It will also give viewers another chance to see their favourite DMTV programmes).

PROGRAMME SCHEDULE

SATURDAY

7.00pm A Fresh New Entertainment Show Offering a Different Slant For Groovy Young People!
Original ground-breaking risk-taking innovative entertainment

7.01 You've Been Filmed!
Another chance to see today's edition of DMTV's home video show

7.30 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see an edition of DMTV's popular quiz

8.30 Pop Idiot Extra
Catch up with all the gossip from DMTV's ratings hit Pop Idiot

9.00 Pop Idiot Extra Extra
Catch up with all the gossip from EDMTVChoice2's ratings flop Pop Idiot Extra

9.15 The Zzz Factor Extra
Catch up with all the gossip from DMTV's ratings hit The Zzz Factor

9.45 The Zzz Factor Extra Extra
Catch up with all the gossip from EDMTVChoice2's ratings flop The Zzz Factor Extra

10.00 I Love the 1890s Totally
Remembering the decade none of us can remember, with repeats of various DMTV shows from the era, such as Who Wants to Win a Farthing?, plus celebrities such as Jamie Theakston reminicising about their favourite moments of the decade

11.30 Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It
Even more Pop Idiot gossip

12.00 The Zzz Factor Extra Extra
Even more Zzz Factor gossip

12.30am Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It Extra

1.00 You've Been Filmed!
Yet another chance to see today's edition of DMTV's home video show.

1.30-2.30 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Yet another chance to see an edition of DMTV's popular quiz.


SUNDAY

7.00pm Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra

7.30 The Zzz Factor Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra

8.00 Last of the Autumn Cider
Another chance to see tonight's episode from DMTV. (Des's note to editor: I know this show is only watched by the over 70s and is way off EDMTVChoice2's target audience, but I've got to fill up the schedule somehow. NB Please remove this note before sticking it on that interweb thing)

8.30 You've Been Filmed!

9.00 Theme Night Night
A whole night of programmes devoted to the subject of theme nights. Includes a documentary looking at the history of theme nights, a chance for viewers to vote for their favourite theme night, episodes of Theme Nights from Hell and The Planet's Funniest Theme Nights and celebrities such as Jamie Theakston reminicising about their favourite theme nights

11.00.01 60
The next episode of the 60-episode real-time US thriller, complete with an accidental continuity announcement played out in the middle

11.00.02 Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra

11.30 Inspector Coarse
Another chance to see last week's edition from DMTV

12.30am You've Been Filmed!

1.00 Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra Extra

1.30 Changing Houses
Another chance to see yesterday's repeat

2.00-2.30 The Zzz Factor Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra


MONDAY

Every three hours and 17 minutes throughout the evening:
60 Nanoseconds
Full, in-depth analysis on the day's news, brought to you in the space of 60 nanoseconds

7.00pm You've Been Filmed!
Another chance to see an edition of DMTV's remarkably cheap yet inexplicably popular home video show

7.30 Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra Extra

8.00 Bore-a-nation Street
Another chance to see today's edition from DMTV

8.30 The Zzz Factor Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra Extra

9.00 Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra

9.30 Inspector Coarse
Yet another chance to see last week's edition from DMTV

10.30 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see tonight's edition from DMTV

11.30 DMTV-GMTV
Another chance to see today's edition of DMTV's breakfast show

11.50 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see tonight's repeat of tonight's edition from DMTV

12.50am You've Been Filmed!
Again...

1.20-2.20 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see tonight's repeat of tonight's repeat of tonight's edition from DMTV


TUESDAY

7.00pm Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see unimaginative scheduling with six back-to-back editions of the quiz

1.00am Bore-a-nation Street
Another chance to see today's edition from DMTV

1.30-2.30 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see it


WEDNESDAY

7.00pm You've Been Filmed!
(Sigh) Another chance to see an edition of DMTV's most pathetic programme (and that's saying something!)

7.30 Killjoy
Another chance to see this morning's edition

8.30 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Only EDMTVChoice2 gives you the chance to start watching the repeat before the original transmission has finished! (So it's obviously not live then - Ed)

9.30 Bore-a-nation Street
Another chance to see today's edition from DMTV. (Note from Editor to Des: have you actually noticed it's on at the same time as DMTV tonight?)

10.00 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see tonight's edition from DMTV

11.00 Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra

11.30 The Zzz Factor Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra

12.00 You've Been Filmed!

12.30am Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see yesterday's repeat of Monday's edition from DMTV

1.30 You've Been Filmed!
Another chance to see the one shown at 12.00

2.00 You've Been Filmed!
Another chance to see the one that was on just now

2.30-3.30 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Yet another chance to see tonight's repeat of yesterday's repeat of Monday's edition from DMTV


THURSDAY

7.00pm You've Been Filmed!
You don't say...

7.30 DMTV News at Ten
Another chance to see yesterday's edition...oh this is getting plain silly now!

8.00 Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra

8.30 Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra
This is definitely the last instalment of Pop Idiot this week

9.00 Pop Idiot Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra
Whoops, I lied!

9.30 The Zzz Factor Extra Extra Read All About It Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra Extra
Plenty more Zzz Factor though!

10.30 Bore-a-nation Street
Another chance to see today's edition from DMTV

11.00 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see yesterday's repeat of Monday's edition from DMTV

12.00 You've Been Filmed!
Another chance to see the one that was on at 7.00, which was the same one shown three times last night

12.30am Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see tonight's repeat of yesterday's repeat of Tuesday's repeat of Monday's edition from DMTV

1.00 You've Been Filmed!
Only six episodes of this show were ever made, but you'd never have guessed...

2.00-3.00 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance...yawn...


FRIDAY

7.00pm You've Been Filmed!
Another chance, blah, blah, blah

7.30 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see yesterday's (or it might be Monday's) edition from DMTV

8.30 You've Been Filmed!

9.00 Who Wants to Win a Pound?
Another chance to see what might be the same edition that was on at 7.30 or it might be Thursday's or Wednesday's one, but who cares, it's hugely popular and our audience will watch any old tat

10.00 You've Been Filmed!

10.30 Who Wants to Win a Pound?

11.30 You've Been Filmed!

12.00 Who Wants to Win a Pound?

1.00am You've Been Filmed!

1.30 Who Wants to Win a Pound?

2.30 You've Been Filmed!

3.00 Bore-a-nation Street
Good grief, we almost forgot to squeeze another chance to see tonight's episode!

3.30-4.00 You've Been Filmed!
This will only be shown if the tape hasn't worn out yet


COMING SOON!! MORE THEME NIGHTS!!

Next Saturday on EDMTVChoice2 you can see...

You've Been Filmed! Night
A whole night of programmes devoted to this inventive, crazy madcap show. Includes a documentary looking at the history of You've Been Filmed!, a chance for viewers to vote for their favourite clips, celebrities such as Jamie Theakston reminicising about their favourite moments, and 27 back-to-back episodes of You've Been Filmed!


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