DMTV Awards are a sham

worm167
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Joined: 16 Apr 2006
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I'm watching the DMTV Awards right now, and anyone would think the categories have been invented just to ensure that only DMTV shows can win.

For example:

Best breakfast show that runs for 20 minutes

Best children's programme with gunge in it that's presented from a religious establishment

Best sci-fi programme that's a blatant rip-off of one on BBC1

Best quiz show presented by a cafe proprieter from Tolworth

Best discussion show presented by a gerbil

electronic turtle
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Joined: 27 May 2007
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You'd think after the scandals of last year they'd have sorted all that out!
worm167
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Joined: 16 Apr 2006
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Oh, what a surprise, once again, DMTV have won every single award.
Mrs Greasy
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I think you'll find 'The Weakest Quiz' is a worthy winner of the 'Best quiz show presented by a cafe proprieter from Tolworth' award. How else could I have won this award eight years in a row?