I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY

ROY WOOD's dream will finally come true if proposals drawn up by the Home Secretary are given the go-ahead.

Under the plan, Christmas will officially be extended to 365 days a year.

The proposal has already caused alarm among the turkey community, while Carol Vorderman has expressed concern about being replaced by HM The Queen as the most-seen person on television.

Opposition parties have attacked the plan, and drawn up alternative proposals. Under a Morrissey government, every day would be like Sunday, while the Beatles Party plan to introduce eight days a week.