DISCO 2000 IS A FLOP

SINGER Jarvis Cocker, of pop group Pulp, was feeling a little embarrassed last night after absolutely no one turned up to his Disco 2000 event held at his local youth club.

Cocker invited us all to "meet up in the year 2000" in one of his songs back in 1995. He is said to be "very disappointed and upset".

Youth club manager Ernie Sharples, sees things differently, though. "Considering Mr Crocker failed to state the venue and exact time and date of the event in his song, it's hardly surprising no one attended. Me? I'm more of a Michael Jackson fan."