NEW RADIO STATION LAUNCHES

ANOTHER new radio station takes to the airwaves this week - but with a difference. It promises no DJs, no phone-ins, no talk, no music - in fact, absolutely nothing at all.

Station manager, Snarty Clarkhuckle, says, "Silence FM is aimed at all those listeners who are fed up with all the noise the other stations are broadcasting, and would rather have some peace and quiet."

We are privileged to be able to exclusively reveal details of Silence FM's programme schedule: