Dave Presley (Volumes 1, 11-17, 19, 29, 31, 32)

Dave was the local Elvis impersonator - he talked just like the King of Rock 'n' Roll, and was never seen without his jumpsuit, shades and quiff. However he showed not the slightest bit of talent in the music department. The horizontally-challenged Dave could be seen constantly munching on hamburgers, which he transported in his guitar case. Dave left The Chronicles of Des and Mick in 2000 to start a new music career in the Caribbean, miming to old Elvis songs.

Dave Presley appears in the following stories: