Welcome to DMTV Online, where you can find out more about Des and Mick Television, operated from Tolworth, Surrey by Des Wednesday and Mick Woolley. (Please note that DMTV may not be available in your area yet).
News
The latest stories from the DMTV newsroom
The latest stories from the DMTV newsroom
History
Step back in time with our celebration of DMTV's past
Your questions
Your chance to put your comments to DMTV's controller
New channels
We've got some exciting plans for DMTV's future - read all about our new channel proposals!
EDMTVChoice2
The exciting digital entertainment channel for younger, groovier viewers!
Masterbrain
Test your general knowledge with this fiendishly difficult quiz
It's Agony!
DMTV's agony aunt, Mrs Greasy, answers your problems
Flop of the Pops
The latest charts and music reviews from DMTV's dynamic duo, Dave Presley and Dickie the Vicar
The latest charts and music reviews from DMTV's dynamic duo, Dave Presley and Dickie the Vicar
Flop Gear
The latest from DMTV's crazee bonkers motoring show!
Comedy Corner
Go on - have a laugh!
Des and Mick FM
Details of the hottest music mix, including schedules and playlist
Top 100 Shows
At last - the definitive list of the greatest television shows of all-time!
Webcam!
DMTV's boring and pointless webcam feature
Politics
A Party Political Web Page on behalf of the Big Purple Penguin Party
Forum
Discussion forum for DMTV viewers