Welcome to DMTV Online, where you can find out more about Des and Mick Television, operated from Tolworth, Surrey by Des Wednesday and Mick Woolley. (Please note that DMTV may not be available in your area yet).

The latest stories from the DMTV newsroom

Full weekly line-up

Step back in time with our celebration of DMTV's past

Your questions
Your chance to put your comments to DMTV's controller

New channels
We've got some exciting plans for DMTV's future - read all about our new channel proposals!

The exciting digital entertainment channel for younger, groovier viewers!

Test your general knowledge with this fiendishly difficult quiz

It's Agony!
DMTV's agony aunt, Mrs Greasy, answers your problems

Flop of the Pops
The latest charts and music reviews from DMTV's dynamic duo, Dave Presley and Dickie the Vicar

Flop Gear
The latest from DMTV's crazee bonkers motoring show!

Comedy Corner
Go on - have a laugh!

Des and Mick FM
Details of the hottest music mix, including schedules and playlist

Top 100 Shows
At last - the definitive list of the greatest television shows of all-time!

DMTV's boring and pointless webcam feature

A Party Political Web Page on behalf of the Big Purple Penguin Party

Discussion forum for DMTV viewers