MIKE'S MANIC TECH SERVICES


Hey you guys! Now that we're living in the 21st century, technology is all around us, and sometimes it can all get a bit bewildering! But never fear, Mike's Manic Tech Services is now on hand to make life easier with a range of technological devices and services!

Looking below at what we have on offer, you could be forgiven for thinking that you have wandered into the far future - but no, all of this tech is available RIGHT NOW, TODAY!

To make your purchase, please call our tech hotline on 07700 900936!


SATELLITE NAVIGATION SYSTEM

No, it's not for you if you want to navigate a satellite, it's actually for if you want to navigate a car. (Also works in vans, pick-ups, minibuses etc). Avoid the jams and reach your destination with ease with Mike's Manic Satellite Navigation System!

Run off an Amstrad CPC 6128, simply enter your chosen destination and Mike's Manic Satellite Navigation System will guide you there, with my associate Trendy Tracy speaking the directions. What could be easier?!

Please note this is currently only functional in London and parts of the Home Counties. Requires satellite dish (not included).

Available for just 3250 + VAT.


RECIPE DISPENSER

There's so much food available these days in shop and things, there doesn't seem to be much point in making food yourself. Even so, some people still insist on doing it themselves, so what better than to use Mike's Manic Recipe Dispenser!

Run off an Amstrad CPC 6128, simply enter your desired recipe, and the instructions will be displayed on the screen! Just think, you'll never have to worry about getting sticky fingers on those recipe books ever again!

Available for just 1850 + VAT. Additional recipes available, starting at 350 + VAT.


ALIEN DETECTION DEVICE

Worried about the next alien invasion? With Mike's Manic Alien Detection Device (as used by SIMPLETONS), you'll be ahead of the game!

Run off an Amstrad CPC 6128, this system will alert you immediately when a UFO is detected within a range of over 500 miles, giving you ample time to prepare using the 'Protect and Survive (an Alien Invasion)' advice supplied by HM Government.

Requires annual subscription.

Available for just 6775 + VAT. Annual subscription 185 + VAT.


TECHNICAL SUPPORT

In the highly unlikely event of any of these tech services malfunctioning, please don't hesitate in calling our tech support hotline on 07700 900936! In the almost inconceivable event of me being out at the time, my associate Trendy Tracy will be delighted to take your call and resolve your tech issues!


IN DEVELOPMENT

Not yet available, but coming soon to Mike's Manic Tech Services!

Autonomous car
Hover boots
Teleportation device
Space travel to the stars
Time machine


DISCLAIMER

Web services provided by Mike's Manic Web Services. If you require a similarly high quality website designed for yourself or your organisation, call our hotline now on 07700 900936. Mike's Manic Tech Service and Mike's Manic Web Services are in no way affiliated to Mike's Manic Motors where a selection of tasty fast Fords can be had for surprisingly reasonable prices!


REAL DISCLAIMER

This is a fictional website created as part of Des and Mick Online. Mike's Manic Tech Services does not exist, the hotline is a fake number, and the items listed above are not for sale. Amstrad image from Wikimedia Commons